Have you heard?? They've found blood samples from a 10,000 year old mammoth! Do you understand what that could mean???
We could possibly clone a MAMMOTH!!
"We" not being the Andersons specifically, but we as in humankind. Neat, right? This has to be a spectacular opportunity for the scientific world. And equally a spectacular opportunity for the wealthy to fund a trip for the Andersons to go to Siberia to see the mammoth clones one day. (We are collecting donations)
To completely digress from the topic of this groundbreaking discovery in the pits of the Russian tundra:
Anderson #3 has mastered the art of the chili dog, an even greater, monumental discovery itself!
If you, yes you, would like to master this art as well, here are the steps to creating a successful chili hot dog:
- Begin with placing unnecessary but desired condiments (mustard, etc.) on the bun. Do not place the hot dog in its vessel, yet.
- Place necessary items such as cheese and onions on top of your superfluous niceties.
- Coat the innards of the bun with a thin to moderate layer of chili.
- Place hot dog inside of its specified vessel.
- Spread a precarious amount of chili to the top of the entity, being careful not to let the chili drip off the bun to its doom onto your white shirt.
